I’ve been told that a blog requires me to actually write in it more often than once or twice a year. Since I’m the apparent anomaly in this world of modern fiction, being that I don’t read or write blogs, I’ve decided to do a little re-haul.
There are two reasons so far that I haven’t been writing a blog. The first is that I’m a very private person, and the second is that I have absolutely no filter whatsoever. Those two things combined, I’m sure, will make for a very painful or amusing blog. Painful for me, amusing for everyone else. Or something like that.
Nonetheless, here I am, writing stuff. Unfortunately, this means that I need to compromise by pretending that my inactive Twitter account doesn’t exist, and I also need to admit that I have no idea what my google plus account does.
Another re-haul I’m doing is with Jane Washington herself. Yes, she’s an alias. You could probably tell from the copious amounts of private information you can find on her all over the web. While I’ll still use the name–it’s a cool name–I won’t actually be hiding behind it so much this year. So, I’ll put up a bio to tell you all a little about myself, and finally a real picture.
You may have noticed that the website has change a bit too, huh? That’s because I went into hibernation for too long and Spanish hackers took over, trying to sell underwear and sunglasses and lesbian sex. I only bothered to translate one of their thousands of spam comments, and it turned out to be:
“In the summer of 2011, he ridiculed Anthony Weiner for being caught sending pictures of his private parts to a young woman.”
Riveting stuff.
I should have kept it, and the Spanish hacking program could have run my blog for me.
Absolutely love the new website, Northern Italian…and your comments are hilarious, thanks for all the face-ache…! I couldn’t stop laughing at your FAQ’s either 🙂 A big tick for the sections, the design, the images, hey I even love this funky font! Oh, and majorly delighted congratulations to you and hubby too, xx
Ha ha, thanks Dumbledore! Xx
Haha great to see more of your existence online Washington though I can sympathise with you for making yourself scarce in this strange world we call the World Wide Web, not quite unlike many a fiction story itself!