Do you need help reading a book?
Do you feel yourself compulsively scouring the internet for pirated material, on a desperate mission to drive artists out of their livelihood?
Don't be ashamed. I'm here for you. Just follow these three easy steps.
Choose which format you prefer.
An audiobook narrated by my grandmother? You’re welcome, dearie.
An ebook formatted to show a single word per page? Oh, the suspense.
How would you like to read?
In a bathtub of peppermint leaves? I wouldn’t recommend that.
On a train with your 50 Shades of Grey kindle cover on display? Don’t be that guy.