Top Fan Quiz December 14, 2018 By Jane Washington 11 Comments Welcome to your Top Fan Quiz Love is a . . . Tomato. Chore. Bitch. -nnoying.When I grow up, I want to be . . . Alive. A centar. A cyborg. A cult leader.My spirit animal is . . . Leon Else. Shaggy. A spider. A small, cheeky asian man.When I meet someone I'm attracted to, I say . . . "Hey." "It's a Demarcus! Agh!" "What big ears you have, Grandma." "FREE SHOE SHINE, GET YER FREE SHOE SHINE!"I would rather be . . . Insanely beautiful, with lovely locks and a pleasant odour. The most brazen wench in the tavern. Free as a bird. Or an actual bird. A strapping young man with a complicated past. When faced with a challenge, I'm most likely to . . . Turn to Yahoo Answers for wise and tolerant guidance. Rock out with my c**k out. Adopt another cat. Sell everything and move to Mexico before auditioning for the next Step Up movie.My weapon of choice would be . . . My sparking wit and dazzling smile. My unpredictable mental illness. A fluffy blue unicorn. A secret. You wankerface.My favourite Christmas Carol is . . . "Wreck the halls with . . . AmateurCouple69" "O come all ye perverts" "All Saucy Stacy wants for Christmas is YOU . . .r money, so subscribe here." "Hello" - by Adele. Jane Washington created this quiz . . . To outright challenge Facebook to a duel. To figure out who the imposters are. To figure out who the perverts are. Because somebody forgot to put her to bed.Please fill in the comment box below.